this is the coolest hipster ever.
Lives in a major city; Chicago. Miami. New York City. Los Angels. Baltimore. etc.etc.
Listens to obscure bands, and references these obscure bands, in conversations. Says the name of the person in the band, then the band.
Everything is a question.
Corrects your language.
Is hardline something, an "activist" so to speak.
Wears makeup, in an unusual way.
Makes there own clothing. Has thriftstore modication clothing.
Smokes, and thinks its cool they smoke.
Is against people who smoke.
Rides a bycycle.
Likes underground hiphop & indie rock, the same, because "its basically the same thing".
Speaks in coded ironic refrences.
Lives either by themself or in some sort of artist collective.
Knows someone famous.
Is a playa.
doesnt like stand up comedians.
Is some sort of an artist, yet is "down to earth". ((like that matters))
spells there name in a unique way.
has a sense of irony about themself. or takes themself far too seriously.
looks non chalant.
if you havent seen this person in a long time, they act like "who are you?"
At parties they listen to the lamest hipist music.
they do cocaine.
they have no traditional political beliefs.
they go to college, at some really expensive place. And take about good schools & bad schools. like good & bad schools actually exist. when in truth it depends on the person, not the school.
thinks people from long island, or other designated places are lame. since they are from the sprawl.
makes fun of people. often, cause they different from who they know, or who they are.
loves donnie darko.
will end up in the middle, raising children. still trying to be cool.
worships, in private or public at the alter of youth.
is pretentious, yet thinks there too cool for school.